I Googled it and the Wiki article for Pepsi came up. lolololol
Saturday, April 16, 2011
I've had a crush on you for a while but I couldn't admit it public. I even tattooed your name on my ass and posted here: p l a f a (.) c o m Sign up and search for my user: inIovewithragingmudcrab and guess who I am
U TATTOED MY NAEM ON UR ASS!? U SOWND LIEK A VERY SANE AND REESUNABEL PERSUN SO I WILL FOLLOW UR INSTRUKSHUNS!!!
I'm sorry traveler? You do not havve a lantern. What do you want to do?
Use console command to get lantern.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Would you rather hang out with a small group of friends or a large group?
I do enjoy a large group sometimes.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Why is there no snow over here, but over in fucking Americastan you get like a fucking hell of a lot?
Because snow actually cares about America. Weather doesn't give a shit about anywhere else.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
You prod at the blackness before you but encounter nothing. Now you hear a sound to your right. What do you do?
(FUCKING NINJAS MAN!) Run 5 yards down the hallway north.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
You go down the hallway, going deeper and deeper into the earth. It is now quite dark. You hear a rustling to your left. What do you do?
Turn left and poke at the darkness with the blunt end of my spear!
What charity have you most recently volunteered or donated to?
The Church of Satanism's Numb-Armed Children's Fund.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
If you could own any kind of pet, what would it be?
Do Pokemon count? Because if so, it'd be a Dragonite.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Have you cried during a movie?
Honestly, no. Most people say they have at least once. Me, nope. Maybe I'm evil, I dunno.
The Three Caballeros used to scare the shit outta me when I was 4 though.
Hey guys, I'm getting some Cagewiches. What do you want on yours?
EXTRA FUCKING CRAZY SO I CAN LOSE MY SHIT WHILE I WATCH NICHOLAS CAGE LOSE HIS SHIT!
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Who deserves to have a sandwich named after them?
Nicholas Cage. Every bite would be a slightly different batshit taste.
Monday, March 14, 2011
And if I should die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take. Does anyone else find this prayer frightening?
Stealing souls is a decent, but scary profession.
You descend the stairs under the tree. You find yourself in a gloomy, earthen hallway going north. On a wall next to you is a spear, long abandoned and rusty along with some old bones. What do you do?
Grab dat spear in case of monsters! Oh, and swing and thrust it around a bit, to be sure it's not going to break or something.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
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Monday, March 7, 2011
What's one thing that most people don't know about you?
I enjoyed the WB show Gilmore Girls.
Actually, pretty much everybody knows that.
Sunday, March 6, 2011
What are you most looking forward to right now?
Dragon Age 2 tomorrow night? Farther into the future... uh, The Dark Knight Rises is gonna be a pretty radical movie.
I'm Playing Pokemon Black & White. It's great. Enjoy waiting for it to come out in Yankistan. Other than Snarf, he has it, unlike the rest of you.
I just got it today and have been playing it constantly. It's damn good! A much needed revitalization for the series. THEY DON'T JUST LOOK LIKE ROBOTS NOW!
Have you watched The Girl Who Leapt Through Time?
Is that the sequel to The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest!?!?!?
No, I haven't. I have heard of it though and it looks cool.
I'm sorry, but I'll have to come to terms with you all. I beat my Pokémon.
POKEMANZ NEED 2 B FREE BCUZ HUMENS R BAD AND WE HERT OWR POKEMANZ SO WE MUST CAPCHUR TEH POKEMANZ AND MAKE THEM BATEL TRAYNERS HOO R EVEL AND PUT THER POKEMANZ IN BALLZ SO THAT THEY CUN B FREE!!!
Fuck you Team Plasma and the Elite Four from the manga, you're philosophy is damn retarded.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
What fear would you most like to conquer?
My fear of death, by becoming immortal. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOOOOOHHHHHH OOOOOHHHHHHH
Best AS game they ever made.
We should spend more time on 'Soup. What's your excuse?
Can I take you out for some Soup and have a good time? Maybe you could come on back to my place and we can get to know each other MUCH better.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
You are in an arena; you have no escape. You must fight either a Gundam, PollyannaX, Casual Cat, or Econs to the death. If you choose not to fight your penis/vagina will be chopped off and you will be forced to eat it. What will you do?
If I fight the Gundam, do I get a Gundam of my own? Because that would be amazing!
What film do you think should win Best Picture for the 2010 Oscars?
Inception deserves it, and because it was MY favorite film of the year, but I think it'll go to The King's Speech. It's a English period piece, the hipster Academy can't resist.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Did he dress you as a maid and tell you how pretty you are?
No, he just gave me some water and then I fell asleep.
Kinsoku Jiko VS The Juggernaut
Jiko could stop the unstoppable momentum by using his weeaboo powers to repulse that fuckah.
Friday, February 25, 2011
If you had a time machine, what date would you travel to?
By time machine you obviously mean TARDIS which means that I am a Time Lord sooooooooooooooooo
I'd go to 1997, Cadbury England and find King Arthur in suspended animation in a spaceship and have some fun. Yeah.
Ash Ketchum vs Agumon
This is really just a Digimon vs Pokemon. I will say this. Digimon's US release was a hellova lot edgier and dark than Pokemon's. That might count for something with me.
PollyannaX vs Doctor Doom
Doom would give her some trouble, but Polly would probably just use Pikachu and absorb all the electricity and go Super Saiyan or something.
Spider Man vs Econs
Econs would get Spiderman inebriated and passed out with his superpower called "PBR Rays".
DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
Yes. German pancakes especially (and no, that's in no way a reference to the below question about the Hitler Youth; I just love lemony sweetness).
Why don't you log on here anymore?
I log on here all the time. Only Soupers use formspring now though.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
What's the last good book you read?
I'll take this to mean fiction. Uhhh, I'll go with Dreadnought by Cherie Priest.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
If you could have any car you wanted, what kind of car would you get?
Delorian. Preferably with time travel capabilities, although I could do without and just pretend.
Should I stop talking to some one if i apparently caused them to have pre-cum
Don't worry about it. Whenever I talk to D he gets a little moist too. It's normal.
Monday, February 21, 2011
your gonna play castlevania? If you play Castlevania HD on the xbox360 ill play!
D says it's pretty cool right? Yeah, I might get it. I am an old Castelvania fan.
Ya nigga bro. Press ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start Reznov pops up yo.
Sick. I gotta play more Castlevania.
Ya yo hes in Black Cops. 2nd mission yo.
Is that the one where Steve breaks the Winslow's coffee table and Carl defuses a nuclear bomb before it destroys Chicago?
Why didn't Castro just kill you? Why did he give you to Dragovich?
Cuz Fidel's actually a pretty decent guy. He likes chess and plays violin.
Where did Dragovich take you?
In here, there were two guys killing each other. But I guess that's better than a million. What I'm trying to say is, if I can change and you can change everybody can change!
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
What is your morning routine?
1. Put comfy pants on.
2. Evacuate bladder.
3. Wash hands thoroughly.
4. Turn on computer.
5. Click "Firefox" icon.
6. Visit the internet for 12 hours straight.
Is there ay way I can save the brotherhood of steel instead of blowing them up for Mr. House? I really like them because they give me recycled energy cells but Mr. House wants me to blow them up. wat do?
Kill House.
Kill Caesar.
Kill Kimball.
Kill every other leader from every other faction.
Courier is a pretty cool guy.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Taking into account the fact that Watson thrashed the human contestants in Jeperdy today, how far away do you think the machine uprising is? Are you pro or anti machine independence?
It's soon. I'll be fighting in the resistance though. WOLVERINES!
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Do you think Watson will win on Jeopardy or do you think man will triumph over machine?
Darkseid will win because Darkseid always wins.
Monday, February 14, 2011
What was the worst fourty dollar (or equivalent) purchase you ever made?
Two tins of Yugioh cards. I know one was the Panther Warrior one but I forget the other. Point is, Panther Warrior sucked and I specifically remember not getting shit out of both the tin's packs. And that was my 13th birthday money down the drain.
What was the best fourty dollar (or equivalent) purchase you ever made?
Probably my rifle. At first I kinda felt a little bad for spending that much money on one thing like that, but then I started bulls-eying womp rats and I decided it was awesome. Then I Columbine'd.
Sunday, February 13, 2011
"Casual Cat, Kinsoku Jiko, Linktube, John and Econs walk into a porn shop. Casual asks for furry, Jiko asks for lolicon, Link asks for lube in tubes and John asks for Jiko nudes. What does Econs ask for?"
I never even made an answer for this riddle. But if I had it'd probably blow your mind.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
are u a fukin bro, i repeat, AR U A FUKIN BRO? if ur a cuntfag then dunt answer u shood go to ur room and masterbate 2 a pik of LOL SULID SNAEK who is a faget uf curse u stoopid cunt
im a total bro man dont queschun it. fuk solid snaek hes a cunt and not teh tru heroe of metal gaer. its all abowt ocelot and big boss cuz they liek killed a bunch fo pepel and trid 2 newk teh wurld but they onlee did it 2 stop teh pateeits so its all gud. snaek jist got used so hes a fag lol and gayden sux 2.
What is your favorite language and why? It dosen't have to be a language that you can't speak. Bonus points if it's considered dead(ex: anglo-saxen) or very few people speak it(Ex: Yiddish).
I do quite like Latin, which is why I took it in high school. Other cool languages... Japanese? I can be a weeaboo at times (mostly on July 1st - 4th) so yeah. I like to get back to my roots, so yeah, a little Old A-Sax here, a bit of Gaelic there and a lot of Nordic all around. Yep.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Will you be getting bulletstorm?
Eventually. Probably. It looks fun. I won't get it immediately because there are other games I want more.
Monday, February 7, 2011
lets see how long you can survive, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dknb9x2R8v8&feature=player_embedded#
I've been to Anime Expo. Weeaboo shit DOES NOT PHASE ME ANYMORE
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Can you explain to me what Steam is? Not the Water Vapor, The one that sells games.
It's a digital distribution site. You can buy games, often times at sale prices, download and play them. It's pretty cool.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Would you like a pizza roll? Answer my question and I will send you a pizza roll.
I would like a pizza roll, give me the pizza roll.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Which would you rather possess, hindsight or forethought?
The Belt of Forethought, a new item for Dragon Age 2!
Don'tcha hate songs that obviously use Pitch Correction in the song?
I love auto-tune. I'm glad someone create it. It makes everything better.
My pinky finger is red and inflamed at the first joint from the knuckle due to slamming it on a table in a poorly formed fist. Hurts to move. Will 2 toothpicks held together with 3 plasters [bandaids] suffice to keep it still for 3 days?
It's chill, just get 1 forceps, a medical brace, a scalpel and some surgical tubing. Oh, and you need to be at least half-way decent with medicine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfq_A8nXMsQ Your thoughts?
I'm pretty sure I saw this or something like it or something utilizing the same footage/music on PBS back in the 90's. It's oddly familiar. The article too.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 will come out in 2012
Probably. That's just the kind of thing that would happen. That's cool with me though. BioShock Infinite AND ME3 in 2012. Good stuff.
Why do you prefer Elder Scrolls over Fallout?
Terribly difficult question. I LOVE Fallout. I own a Vault jumpsuit. I'm a superfan. However there is something amazing about The Elder Scrolls. I can't describe it really, so I'll just quote Dan Bull instead: "Sure, Fallout was a whole different level and it was incredible
But it didn't have the visual elegance and mystic mythic elements
That lifted it through excellence and into sheer perfectionism..."
Do you like The Angry Video Game Nerd?
He's a funny dude. Although lately I've been kinda depressed with his stuff. It just doesn't feel that same.
Why is it, that when you're tired things like appear to change size alot when you stare at them? It's real horrorshow...
Dude, I have no idea but I know exactly what you mean! Shit's insane.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
What the fuck is this Smile thing all about then?
It's basically the "Like" button. Why they didn't just use that system instead of inventing their own is beyond me.
What is your favorite genre of music? Do you listen to any foreign music?
I really can't say. Depending on how I feel from day to day any genre might be my favorite. But I can say that lately I've been into punk.
Why doesn't anyone understand the importance of trees?
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! We cannot abuse our trees. Otherwise, they will release a neurotoxin or spore or something that will make humans find inane ways to kill themselves! We'll all have to run away from the wind and shit, and Marky Mark would be our only hope for salvation. It'd be horrible.
YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEES!?!?!?
Friday, January 28, 2011
If a tree falls on a baby and nobody is around to laugh about it, is it still funny?
You are a horrible person! That's terrible, truly terrible! Think of the poor tree that just died!!!
Will you be getting Duke Nukem Forever when it comes out in may?
Absolutely. I love Duke Nukem. I've been waiting for that damn game since I found out about it's development back in the day. Oh my great Goatse god it looks swell.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
I got alan wake for free with my new xbox360. Im board is it any good?
It's great! One of the best, as well as most overlooked, games on the 360. Anything Remedy makes is glorious and this is no exception.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011
What's worse, to regret doing something or to regret not doing something?
Regret not doing something.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Should I get the album Screaming For Vengence by Judas Priest? I'm thinking about getting it at the Record Allley.
Get Songs to Love To by Assorted Artists.
Monday, January 17, 2011
How come it takes two to tango?
Because you can only have 1 humanoid companion with you and Rex and ED-E can't dance.
If you could burn something without getting in trouble what would it be and why
Canada. To stop their evil uprising of terror.
Which is your most favorite unique weapon in Fallout:New Vegas?
The Disintegrator, but that one's not actually in the game so probably Blade of the East or the Mysterious Magnum.
Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert?
Hard question. But if forced, I'd probably say Colbert. I find Stewart's stuff to be more legit (probably because he's not playing a character like Colbert is), but Stephen is almost always guaranteed laughs, making for a generally more entertaining and/or enjoyable show.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Listen to The Sane Clown Posse's title track Magnets: They fucking work because unpaired electrons spinning in the same direction create lines of magnetic domains.
Hi. Can I get a large with extra cheese and pepperoni, another large with olives, sausage and extra sauce, and a kids size with pepporoni and onions? Oh, and an order of cheesy bread and hot wings too.
Yes, but it's going to come in bowl form. I hope that's alright with you.
Should I get Bulletstorm For my Birthday or a PS3?
PS3. 2011 is going to be a BIG year for that console.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Do you know who bobby kotick is?
The greatest person in the gaming business EVAR. Such wise decisions to take your money he makes.
Friday, January 14, 2011
So, Basically, Koizumi's version of the Anthropic principle states that it doesn't matter if Schrodinger's Cat died or not. Is this agreeable to anyone?
Schrodinger's Cat was a joke Erwin made up a long time ago to troll Einstein.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Did you see Conan yet? If you did, were you on tv and can you send me the link if you were?
I'll shoot you it when it's on TeamCoco.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Did you ever get Dead Money for Fallout New Vegas.
Not yet. I have the points thanks to Adam now. I'll buy and play it after I get back from Conan O'Brien.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Can you tell me what the fuck this Moot IS OLEV OLEV IS Moot phrase Iv'e been hearing about?
Some shit that happened on some site called "Fortune". I assume it had to do with some fellow enjoying olives.
If you knew you would die tonight, what would you make as your last meal?
A shitton of pizza, all different kinds. Gotta try each one before I die.
Friday, January 7, 2011
If a gang of lions wanted to be friends with you, how would you react?
I'd be down. Lions are chill with me. They might be able to help me fight off the bear uprising too.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
What's your favorite school subject, and why's it your favorite?
History. I'm able to recall facts easily. And it's always been like entertainment for me.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
If I were to ask you to scallop my potatoes what would you think I was asking you to do?
Something quite dangerous.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Why is your name raging though I never see you mad?
I'm only mad when I'm playing RPGs in which the lowest level monsters are ridiculed and abused just because they're weak.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
DO you like a band called Devo?
I fucking love Devo. One of the greatest one hit wonders of the 80's.
PsychoMantis Vs Mewtwo Vs Seaking Who wins
Mewtwo and Mantis would probably get along. They both had fucked up "fathers" and their powers got them screwed in the head. In the end though, Mewtwo is definitely the stronger psychic user. If they fought, Mewtwo would win. Seaking's a bamf though and would probably tell everybody to chill the fuck out.
Remember the story of the tortoise and the pineapple!
Yeah! The tortoise walks up to a tree and is like "The fuck is this shit?" and hits it with his face. He knocks a pineapple down and is all "Oh shit, FUCKING TREES, HOW DO THEY WORK!?!?!?" and commences to eat the pineapple. Moral of the story: smash shit with your head and you might get a prize.
A book on how to treat and court children, written by an admitted pedophile. Ban or no ban?
NO BAN! I GOTTA FIND THAT AND GAIN KNOWLE- I mean I am against banning books. Yeah, that's it. All books should be free for anybody to purcahse, especially this one.
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