OH GOD, NOT THIS OLD JOKE AGAIN!!!
Friday, December 31, 2010
Where did you take your profile picture? If you are using a picture not of you, what is it of? If you are not using a profile picture, why not?
A little burger joint called Goody's.
Im tracking down/hunting Waldo. I need a army. Who wants in?
I'm only in if you drag me back to your truck and give me a "talking to".
Snakes Revenge. I has it on nes now. WHY IS IT SO HARD?
Because cyborg Big Boss also has a robo-dong.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Considering all the answers to "favorite food" questions are pizza, is it safe to say that pizza is pretty much the greatest food ever?
Considering all the answers to "favorite food" questions are pizza, is it safe to say that pizza is pretty much the greatest food ever?
Are you aware that 1 in 4 people are raped while on a camping trip? How does this make you feel?
It makes me feel like Trevor's getting raped this weekend.
Why don't we have as much sex as we used to?
Because you won't poor grape jelly over my cock and lick it off!
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
What is your favorite food and give me five reasons why I should like it too.
Pizza and I can just give you one reason. Variability. Among all the toppings possible, one of them must be something you like.
What's the strangest dream you remember?
One in which my toy farmhouse sprouted legs and attacked me one night.
Do you believe in the power of love?
The power of love is a curious thing.
Makes one man weep, makes another man sing.
Change a hawk to a little white dove.
More than a feeling, that's the power of love.
Round 1, FIGHT!!
GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE...
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Would you let me feel your beard?
It's a quarter for a touch, 50 cents for a rub, 75 for a pet and $1 for a sensual groping. For you though, no charge.
who here likes fish
I only like fish when it's sushi. Otherwise, not a fan. I find I'm more of a shrimp, lobster, crab, oyster or squid kinda guy.
Sup. Wa wa wa wasure mon- HYOWAGH...
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Egao urutora zetto de
Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 27, 2010
Did the communist make the sticky keys feature on computers?
The communists have made every important advancement of man-kind since the October Revolution.
So what do you think of the Computer Backgrounds I sent you on facebook?
They're pretty rad. Thanks.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Are you related to Chuck Norris?
Sadly, no. Back in school I used to hear the question so often that I'd just say he was my father's uncle. The word that I WAS related to him spread faster and better than otherwise so I found myself with less people asking me about it. Funny story.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
SOMEBODY PLEASE GO TROLL MY WIKI PAGE. PLEASE. I NEED THIS.
"Casual Cat, Kinsoku Jiko, Linktube, John and Econs walk into a porn shop. Cas asks for furry, Jiko asks for lolicon, Link asks for lube in tubes and John asks for Jiko nudes. What does Econs ask for?"
I'm not sure where I was going with this but it should be on your wiki page. It almost feels like a poem.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
What is your favorite salad dressing?
Ranch on a meaty Italian salad.
That almost sounded really gay.
Monday, December 20, 2010
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Hot Dogs or Hamburgers for a barbecue?? You can pick only one.
Hot dogs. After all, I AM the hotdog eating champion!
Friday, December 10, 2010
How would you feel about The Clone Wars animated series covering the entire Star Wars saga again, replacing everything in the original films as canon?
You don't even wanna know man. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!!!
who is better in your opinion ? deadpool or slade ?
I love me some Slade, but I gotta go with Deadpool.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Have you ever been, have you ever been, to Electric Ladyland?
I went, but all I saw were electricity-powered sex dolls and vibrators stick towards the sky. The carpet ride to it was the best part.
Do you think Assange is going to be murdered by the government?
I doubt he'd get a hit out on him, but it's possible. He's ruffled a lot of feathers. I'd see it more likely that he gets framed though. Either way, people will be pissed.
Why don't vampires fly or shape shift anymore?
Because that's too old school. Kids prefer angst, not badass bat-skillz.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
So I heard you're into black men. Is this true?
Why don't you come over to my place and we can find out...
Seriously, check out my Fred Williamson poster collection, it's badass!
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