My pinky finger is red and inflamed at the first joint from the knuckle due to slamming it on a table in a poorly formed fist. Hurts to move. Will 2 toothpicks held together with 3 plasters [bandaids] suffice to keep it still for 3 days?

It's chill, just get 1 forceps, a medical brace, a scalpel and some surgical tubing. Oh, and you need to be at least half-way decent with medicine.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...