Sunday, January 30, 2011

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 will come out in 2012

Probably. That's just the kind of thing that would happen. That's cool with me though. BioShock Infinite AND ME3 in 2012. Good stuff.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Is this the real life?

This isn't a Queen song David, you just got out of the dentist.

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May I take your hat sir?

Why thank you by good man.

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Why do you prefer Elder Scrolls over Fallout?

Terribly difficult question. I LOVE Fallout. I own a Vault jumpsuit. I'm a superfan. However there is something amazing about The Elder Scrolls. I can't describe it really, so I'll just quote Dan Bull instead: "Sure, Fallout was a whole different level and it was incredible
But it didn't have the visual elegance and mystic mythic elements
That lifted it through excellence and into sheer perfectionism..."

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Do you like minecraft?

I LOVE Minecraft.

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Are you excited by the new Elder Scrolls game?

I'm ecstatic. Totally tripping balls.

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Have you ever won anything?

I won life from the hand of death.

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Demonoids didn't have a torrent for Gish =c

Than I have failed. Time for seppuku.

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Would you eat green eggs and ham? Really?

I might try them. I'd probably dig it actually.

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Blunt or pointy?

Pointy.

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Would you? Could you? With a goat?

I would. I could. With goatse.

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Why do birds suddenly appear?

The Carpenters will it!

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Why do the Whos look so weird?

Because they're limeys.

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Do you like The Angry Video Game Nerd?

He's a funny dude. Although lately I've been kinda depressed with his stuff. It just doesn't feel that same.

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Would you use Advanced Hair Studio's strand by strand hair replacement therapy?

NO!

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What is the best use of a stick?

Hit stuff or light torches.

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Recommend me some music...gogogogogo!

Wenches and Mead by Alestorm.
Tarzan Boy by Baltimora.

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I want to build something impressive, what should I build?

A city at the bottom of the sea.

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Where you been trollin lately?

An Elder Scrolls fansite.

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Why is it, that when you're tired things like appear to change size alot when you stare at them? It's real horrorshow...

Dude, I have no idea but I know exactly what you mean! Shit's insane.

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Have you ever blamed it on the boogie?

Every damn day of my life.

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Do you like pyramids?

They're rad.

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Saturday, January 29, 2011

You know where I can find a decent torrent for Gish?

Demonoids.

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What the fuck is this Smile thing all about then?

It's basically the "Like" button. Why they didn't just use that system instead of inventing their own is beyond me.

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What is your favorite thing about ducks?

I train them to steal food from Wal-Mart.

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Would you fuck a furry?

I AM a furry!

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What is your favorite genre of music? Do you listen to any foreign music?

I really can't say. Depending on how I feel from day to day any genre might be my favorite. But I can say that lately I've been into punk.

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Your faaaaaaaace!

Is in your face.

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Why doesn't anyone understand the importance of trees?

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! We cannot abuse our trees. Otherwise, they will release a neurotoxin or spore or something that will make humans find inane ways to kill themselves! We'll all have to run away from the wind and shit, and Marky Mark would be our only hope for salvation. It'd be horrible.

YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEES!?!?!?

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Friday, January 28, 2011

Who is your favorite Souper? DON'T BE SCARED TO OFFEND A FOOL, I WILL

SINGH HEIL!

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If a tree falls on a baby and nobody is around to laugh about it, is it still funny?

You are a horrible person! That's terrible, truly terrible! Think of the poor tree that just died!!!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

WHO ARE YOU?

A pretty cool guy...

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Do you have a pair of "lucky boxers"?

Not really. I do have a pair of lucky red pants though.

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Will you be getting Duke Nukem Forever when it comes out in may?

Absolutely. I love Duke Nukem. I've been waiting for that damn game since I found out about it's development back in the day. Oh my great Goatse god it looks swell.

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Thursday, January 27, 2011

I got alan wake for free with my new xbox360. Im board is it any good?

It's great! One of the best, as well as most overlooked, games on the 360. Anything Remedy makes is glorious and this is no exception.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Monday, January 17, 2011

How come it takes two to tango?

Because you can only have 1 humanoid companion with you and Rex and ED-E can't dance.

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Where the fuck are my hands!?

Between two pillows.

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If you could burn something without getting in trouble what would it be and why

Canada. To stop their evil uprising of terror.

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Do you put anything in your coffee?

A little milk and some sugar, yeah. Maybe caramel.

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Which is your most favorite unique weapon in Fallout:New Vegas?

The Disintegrator, but that one's not actually in the game so probably Blade of the East or the Mysterious Magnum.

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Are you a wizard....

Good movie.

Wait, no it isn't!

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Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert?

Hard question. But if forced, I'd probably say Colbert. I find Stewart's stuff to be more legit (probably because he's not playing a character like Colbert is), but Stephen is almost always guaranteed laughs, making for a generally more entertaining and/or enjoyable show.

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Sunday, January 16, 2011

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Listen to The Sane Clown Posse's title track Magnets: They fucking work because unpaired electrons spinning in the same direction create lines of magnetic domains.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Do you still have the link to that video you were in when you where at Conan O'Brian's show?

http://teamcoco.com/content/watch-all-2011-spanx-odyssey-here

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So.... uhhhhh....Yeeeeaaaahhhhh

I'll have none of that.

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Are you God of the New World?

I think that is Kira.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Yogurt is a dish best served chilled Forgot to get my prescription filled Tonight I will have sex with you Then we will prepare a stew

I came.

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Love as large as brontosaurus Passion like a bleeding walrus Climb upon my trusty steed Later you will taste my seed

My father never loved me...

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Hi. Can I get a large with extra cheese and pepperoni, another large with olives, sausage and extra sauce, and a kids size with pepporoni and onions? Oh, and an order of cheesy bread and hot wings too.

Yes, but it's going to come in bowl form. I hope that's alright with you.

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formspring.me

Don't click this link! http://formspring.me/ragingmudcrab

Should I get Bulletstorm For my Birthday or a PS3?

PS3. 2011 is going to be a BIG year for that console.

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LOOK YOU MADE MIKURU CRY

Did I squeeze too hard?

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Saturday, January 15, 2011

You Done Goofed!

Consequences. Consequences everywhere.

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Do you know who bobby kotick is?

The greatest person in the gaming business EVAR. Such wise decisions to take your money he makes.

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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Did you ever get Dead Money for Fallout New Vegas.

Not yet. I have the points thanks to Adam now. I'll buy and play it after I get back from Conan O'Brien.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Amazon's got it for $20.

Woah, good deal. I'll take it.

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Saturday, January 8, 2011

Friday, January 7, 2011

Do you Dragon Quest IX?

I might get it eventually. Seems like a good game. XIII was awesome.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

If a gang of lions wanted to be friends with you, how would you react?

I'd be down. Lions are chill with me. They might be able to help me fight off the bear uprising too.

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Why is your name raging though I never see you mad?

I'm only mad when I'm playing RPGs in which the lowest level monsters are ridiculed and abused just because they're weak.

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Saturday, January 1, 2011

DO you like a band called Devo?

I fucking love Devo. One of the greatest one hit wonders of the 80's.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

PsychoMantis Vs Mewtwo Vs Seaking Who wins

Mewtwo and Mantis would probably get along. They both had fucked up "fathers" and their powers got them screwed in the head. In the end though, Mewtwo is definitely the stronger psychic user. If they fought, Mewtwo would win. Seaking's a bamf though and would probably tell everybody to chill the fuck out.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

OCTAZOKA or HYDROPUMP

Hydropump all the way. No contest.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR WANKERS!

Wankers? Jiko infected Polly with BritAIDS!!!

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Remember the story of the tortoise and the pineapple!

Yeah! The tortoise walks up to a tree and is like "The fuck is this shit?" and hits it with his face. He knocks a pineapple down and is all "Oh shit, FUCKING TREES, HOW DO THEY WORK!?!?!?" and commences to eat the pineapple. Moral of the story: smash shit with your head and you might get a prize.

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Anyone ever watched Bakemonogatari [T/L: Ghostory]?

I haven't but it sounds pretty cool.

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I think Ronok is a pretty cool guy. Eh has the moost stile beard I know and eh doesn't afraid to defent the rites of Mudcrabs.

YOUR DAMN RIGHT!

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A book on how to treat and court children, written by an admitted pedophile. Ban or no ban?

NO BAN! I GOTTA FIND THAT AND GAIN KNOWLE- I mean I am against banning books. Yeah, that's it. All books should be free for anybody to purcahse, especially this one.

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Am currently downloading The Bonfire of the Vanities, anybody already read it? Know if it's good?

>Tom Wolfe
TERRY!?!?!?

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