"Casual Cat, Kinsoku Jiko, Linktube, John and Econs walk into a porn shop. Casual asks for furry, Jiko asks for lolicon, Link asks for lube in tubes and John asks for Jiko nudes. What does Econs ask for?"

I never even made an answer for this riddle. But if I had it'd probably blow your mind.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...