Saturday, January 1, 2011

Remember the story of the tortoise and the pineapple!

Yeah! The tortoise walks up to a tree and is like "The fuck is this shit?" and hits it with his face. He knocks a pineapple down and is all "Oh shit, FUCKING TREES, HOW DO THEY WORK!?!?!?" and commences to eat the pineapple. Moral of the story: smash shit with your head and you might get a prize.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

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