Friday, April 23, 2010

Consensual sex is usually hard to do when you got two dudes. AMIRITE?

It's even harder when it's a little girl.

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Yes I can see those positions as being acceptable. I'll have to try them out and get back to you. But I still strongly believe that missionary is classic. It's easiest for the girl and trust me, we deserve it. Amirite?

Hahaha! I accept your argument and concede. But everyone knows that the only position that can be engaged in while making sammiches is reverse cowgirl.

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What do you have against the missionary position? Also, in your eyes, which position is best? I know all you can do is imagine it but I'd still like your feedback.

Consensual sex in the missionary position is disgusting. Real human beings should never do things like that. Reverse cowgirl is the only position that should be engaged. Also, standing up.

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So anyways, apparently PhillyD is cancelling the PDS. If this is true, is there any reason to stay subbed? Like, I don't watch any of his other stuff. The PDS is actually lulzy. Thoughts?

Hmm... It is a worry huh? I'll probably stay subscribed, but I can't imagine what his new thing will be. The news show format was awesome. I watch Like Totally Awesome everyday and his vlog sometimes. I haven't watched The Station in a long time. His other stuff is okay. He doesn't often host LTA, but I guess he produces it...? I dunno, but PDS was the best. I guess we'll just have to wait and see, huh? I hope he doesn't loose too many subs. But in a way, it's good to weed out the non-believers.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Would you beat the fuck outta a newfag if you met one IRL?

I wouldn't beat them up, just give a stern warning that saying "lol herp derp im a btard" and screaming about how Millhouse is your favorite meme does not make you kewl. It's FUCKING CAPS LOCK THAT MAKES YOU COOL.

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Why are you red? I'd rather be dead.

I can't help it! My skin is so white that I my blood shows through!

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

How do you feel about blacks being in public?

All people should be free and equal.

But I'm sure the answer you are looking for is "DARKIES SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN OUTSIDE JUST LIKE THE WOMINZ! ALSO, CHILD PORN IS BEAUTIFUL AND ALL PREGNANT TEENAGERS SHOULD GET ABORTIONS!"

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

How do we know we're just not a marble in some kids collection who is in someone elses snow globe who is in someone elses imagination?

We very well may be. But I like to think that we aren't, and just in case, I sometimes do completely random things, just to make sure I still have my free will. Plus, running outside naked and singing "What's New Pussycat" is very enjoyable.

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DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TAME A DRAGON! LIKE A TRUE VIKING? ELABORATE PLS

Well, it's not easy. Few have ever been able to do it. The Dragon Tamers were venerable warriors, who fought with valor, wisdom and fortitude. They were greatly honored in the Halls of our Ancestors, and one even became a king. But they were not without natural human flaws. A group of Tamers who hungered for more power left their kingdom to rule themselves. After setting up a powerful empire, they turned their sights to their former homeland, and set on a conquest over the nation. In the end, they were defeated, but the price of their treachery was great. The Dragon Tamers were disbanded, and excessive hunting caused the dragons to go into hiding.

Such is the way of humans. The great dragons faded into myth, and the legends are only scarcely heard. But someday, I believe the dragons will rise up again, and a new generation of Dragon Tamers will surface, and the era of the old tales will return.

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sup connor!?

Not much Miguel! Just chilling mostly.

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

What's the kindest thing someone has ever done for you?

Lending me a match to light my way. I don't know what that mean,s but it sounds philosophical, amiritegaiz!?

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