Saturday, February 26, 2011

What? o.o

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I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Can I keep the pictures?

I wanna keep them to remember all the good times.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Can I see the pictures?

Sure.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Did he take pictures?

Probably.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Did he dress you as a maid and tell you how pretty you are?

No, he just gave me some water and then I fell asleep.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Did he miss?

Yes, thank god!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Where did the man touch you?

On my toe. It was HORRIBLE!!!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

SWIM FOR SHORE!

I can't, my arms are too tired.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Will you staaaaaanddddd byyyyyyy me?

Probably not.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Kinsoku Jiko VS The Juggernaut

Jiko could stop the unstoppable momentum by using his weeaboo powers to repulse that fuckah.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

The Blue Bombers cumming what do you do?

Get out of the way?

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Dinner will be ready soon.

GOOD WOMAN!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Hello dear. How was your day?

So so.

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Are my questions annoying you? I'm sorry if they are.

I hate questions. I WANT ANSWERS DAMMIT!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Friday, February 25, 2011

If you had a time machine, what date would you travel to?

By time machine you obviously mean TARDIS which means that I am a Time Lord sooooooooooooooooo

I'd go to 1997, Cadbury England and find King Arthur in suspended animation in a spaceship and have some fun. Yeah.

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Will I see you tomorrow?

If you're lucky.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Your momma.

Tonight, you.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Are you there?

I've been waiting for hours man.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Scott Pilgrem vs The Pokemon World

Would be sex on screen.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

FACEBOOK vs Glados

Mark Zuckerberg doesn't have a portal gun, so GLaDOS.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Ash Ketchum vs Agumon

This is really just a Digimon vs Pokemon. I will say this. Digimon's US release was a hellova lot edgier and dark than Pokemon's. That might count for something with me.

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PollyannaX vs Doctor Doom

Doom would give her some trouble, but Polly would probably just use Pikachu and absorb all the electricity and go Super Saiyan or something.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Spider Man vs Econs

Econs would get Spiderman inebriated and passed out with his superpower called "PBR Rays".

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Mega Man vs Albert Wesker

Will hopefully happen via DLC or I will punch a puppy.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Hold me.

That I can do however.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Touch me.

I'd rather not catch AIDS though...

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Do you like the questions I ask?

Love 'em. I demand more.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

I can ask stuff toooooooooooo!

Yes you can! You're a good little asker, aren't you? RNT U!?!?!?!?

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

DID YOU RIKE IT?

Every goddamn day motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1

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What is the most important meal of the day?

Brunner.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Snake vs Batman. GO

Goku comes in and they all get ice cream.

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Metal Gear or Mega Man?

Metal Gear: Fight of Metal Gears: The Game. Best (worst) of both worlds!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Did you like it?

NAH DAWG.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

YOU GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES?

HOOOOOOOOOO!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Can you wait to get a mouth full?

A mouthful of pain!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?

Definitely.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?

Yes. German pancakes especially (and no, that's in no way a reference to the below question about the Hitler Youth; I just love lemony sweetness).

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

DO YOU RIKE WAFFLES?

Rove 'em.

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How about Singh Youth?

Now THAT'S a group you can trust!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Are you part of Hitler Youth? All the cool kids are.

I wanna join the Kool Kids Klub!

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Can you speak fluent German?

I wish.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Do you let the bodys hit the floor?

Constantly.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Why don't you log on here anymore?

I log on here all the time. Only Soupers use formspring now though.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

You packin bro?

I'm packin' heat.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Do ponytails turn you on?

Occasionally. But especially on dudes.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

LEROYYYYY

JEEEEENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Ha BISKYYYY!

It sounded like "hot biscuit".

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

TIME 4 SEX!?

Always.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Monday, February 21, 2011

your gonna play castlevania? If you play Castlevania HD on the xbox360 ill play!

D says it's pretty cool right? Yeah, I might get it. I am an old Castelvania fan.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Put your hand up if you have a penis.

*raises two hands*

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Ya nigga bro. Press ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start Reznov pops up yo.

Sick. I gotta play more Castlevania.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Ya yo hes in Black Cops. 2nd mission yo.

Is that the one where Steve breaks the Winslow's coffee table and Carl defuses a nuclear bomb before it destroys Chicago?

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Who is the most important person in the world to you?

Luke Skywalker.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Why didn't Castro just kill you? Why did he give you to Dragovich?

Cuz Fidel's actually a pretty decent guy. He likes chess and plays violin.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

What did they do to you Mason?

You don't wanna know bro...

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Where did Dragovich take you?

In here, there were two guys killing each other. But I guess that's better than a million. What I'm trying to say is, if I can change and you can change everybody can change!

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Или вы только через силу понимаете? СОБАКИ!!!!

Fucking commie bastard.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

And that was the last you saw of Viktor Reznov?

The last I saw him was back in World at War yo.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Where the fuck's the train?!!!

It's not coming. THEY BLEW IT UP!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

URA!!!

Talk to Zerim about that.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

How do we achieve Step 5?

Fap harder?

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Now we take Vorkuta! What is Step 2?

Fap.

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What happened in Vorkuta?

Some bad shit.

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WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON?!

"Bravo Bravo Charlie, the Doctor is coming."

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

son of a growlith i ment RAPPER FUCK

Steve McKing.

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Whats your raper name?

Slick Rick.

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Monday, February 14, 2011

What was the worst fourty dollar (or equivalent) purchase you ever made?

Two tins of Yugioh cards. I know one was the Panther Warrior one but I forget the other. Point is, Panther Warrior sucked and I specifically remember not getting shit out of both the tin's packs. And that was my 13th birthday money down the drain.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

What was the best fourty dollar (or equivalent) purchase you ever made?

Probably my rifle. At first I kinda felt a little bad for spending that much money on one thing like that, but then I started bulls-eying womp rats and I decided it was awesome. Then I Columbine'd.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

are u a fukin bro, i repeat, AR U A FUKIN BRO? if ur a cuntfag then dunt answer u shood go to ur room and masterbate 2 a pik of LOL SULID SNAEK who is a faget uf curse u stoopid cunt

im a total bro man dont queschun it. fuk solid snaek hes a cunt and not teh tru heroe of metal gaer. its all abowt ocelot and big boss cuz they liek killed a bunch fo pepel and trid 2 newk teh wurld but they onlee did it 2 stop teh pateeits so its all gud. snaek jist got used so hes a fag lol and gayden sux 2.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

What is your favorite language and why? It dosen't have to be a language that you can't speak. Bonus points if it's considered dead(ex: anglo-saxen) or very few people speak it(Ex: Yiddish).

I do quite like Latin, which is why I took it in high school. Other cool languages... Japanese? I can be a weeaboo at times (mostly on July 1st - 4th) so yeah. I like to get back to my roots, so yeah, a little Old A-Sax here, a bit of Gaelic there and a lot of Nordic all around. Yep.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Will you be getting bulletstorm?

Eventually. Probably. It looks fun. I won't get it immediately because there are other games I want more.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Can you explain to me what Steam is? Not the Water Vapor, The one that sells games.

It's a digital distribution site. You can buy games, often times at sale prices, download and play them. It's pretty cool.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Are We Not Men?

WE ARE DEVO!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Jennifer Lost the war again they'll find her burned and raped.

Dat Offspring.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

What albums do you suggest I should by from Vader?

Impressions in Blood.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Which would you rather possess, hindsight or forethought?

The Belt of Forethought, a new item for Dragon Age 2!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Don'tcha hate songs that obviously use Pitch Correction in the song?

I love auto-tune. I'm glad someone create it. It makes everything better.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

My pinky finger is red and inflamed at the first joint from the knuckle due to slamming it on a table in a poorly formed fist. Hurts to move. Will 2 toothpicks held together with 3 plasters [bandaids] suffice to keep it still for 3 days?

It's chill, just get 1 forceps, a medical brace, a scalpel and some surgical tubing. Oh, and you need to be at least half-way decent with medicine.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfq_A8nXMsQ Your thoughts?

I'm pretty sure I saw this or something like it or something utilizing the same footage/music on PBS back in the 90's. It's oddly familiar. The article too.

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What's the strangest item you've ever put in a toaster?

A firework. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Tuesday, February 1, 2011