OH GOD, NOT THIS OLD JOKE AGAIN!!!
Friday, December 31, 2010
Where did you take your profile picture? If you are using a picture not of you, what is it of? If you are not using a profile picture, why not?
A little burger joint called Goody's.
Im tracking down/hunting Waldo. I need a army. Who wants in?
I'm only in if you drag me back to your truck and give me a "talking to".
Snakes Revenge. I has it on nes now. WHY IS IT SO HARD?
Because cyborg Big Boss also has a robo-dong.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Considering all the answers to "favorite food" questions are pizza, is it safe to say that pizza is pretty much the greatest food ever?
Considering all the answers to "favorite food" questions are pizza, is it safe to say that pizza is pretty much the greatest food ever?
Are you aware that 1 in 4 people are raped while on a camping trip? How does this make you feel?
It makes me feel like Trevor's getting raped this weekend.
Why don't we have as much sex as we used to?
Because you won't poor grape jelly over my cock and lick it off!
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
What is your favorite food and give me five reasons why I should like it too.
Pizza and I can just give you one reason. Variability. Among all the toppings possible, one of them must be something you like.
What's the strangest dream you remember?
One in which my toy farmhouse sprouted legs and attacked me one night.
Do you believe in the power of love?
The power of love is a curious thing.
Makes one man weep, makes another man sing.
Change a hawk to a little white dove.
More than a feeling, that's the power of love.
Round 1, FIGHT!!
GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE GET OVER HERE...
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Would you let me feel your beard?
It's a quarter for a touch, 50 cents for a rub, 75 for a pet and $1 for a sensual groping. For you though, no charge.
who here likes fish
I only like fish when it's sushi. Otherwise, not a fan. I find I'm more of a shrimp, lobster, crab, oyster or squid kinda guy.
Sup. Wa wa wa wasure mon- HYOWAGH...
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Egao urutora zetto de
Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 27, 2010
Did the communist make the sticky keys feature on computers?
The communists have made every important advancement of man-kind since the October Revolution.
So what do you think of the Computer Backgrounds I sent you on facebook?
They're pretty rad. Thanks.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Are you related to Chuck Norris?
Sadly, no. Back in school I used to hear the question so often that I'd just say he was my father's uncle. The word that I WAS related to him spread faster and better than otherwise so I found myself with less people asking me about it. Funny story.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
SOMEBODY PLEASE GO TROLL MY WIKI PAGE. PLEASE. I NEED THIS.
"Casual Cat, Kinsoku Jiko, Linktube, John and Econs walk into a porn shop. Cas asks for furry, Jiko asks for lolicon, Link asks for lube in tubes and John asks for Jiko nudes. What does Econs ask for?"
I'm not sure where I was going with this but it should be on your wiki page. It almost feels like a poem.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
What is your favorite salad dressing?
Ranch on a meaty Italian salad.
That almost sounded really gay.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
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Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Hot Dogs or Hamburgers for a barbecue?? You can pick only one.
Hot dogs. After all, I AM the hotdog eating champion!
Friday, December 10, 2010
How would you feel about The Clone Wars animated series covering the entire Star Wars saga again, replacing everything in the original films as canon?
You don't even wanna know man. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!!!
who is better in your opinion ? deadpool or slade ?
I love me some Slade, but I gotta go with Deadpool.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Have you ever been, have you ever been, to Electric Ladyland?
I went, but all I saw were electricity-powered sex dolls and vibrators stick towards the sky. The carpet ride to it was the best part.
Do you think Assange is going to be murdered by the government?
I doubt he'd get a hit out on him, but it's possible. He's ruffled a lot of feathers. I'd see it more likely that he gets framed though. Either way, people will be pissed.
Why don't vampires fly or shape shift anymore?
Because that's too old school. Kids prefer angst, not badass bat-skillz.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
So I heard you're into black men. Is this true?
Why don't you come over to my place and we can find out...
Seriously, check out my Fred Williamson poster collection, it's badass!
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
You guys are no fun. I went trolling without you. Here's the result: http://boards.ign.com/metal_gear_solid/b5200/198005226/p1/?12
Too obvious. Shoulda made a thread where you pretend to be a disgruntled US soldier and how the series is unamerican and you find it offensive.
How much can you bench-press?
I think my max was like 135 back in weight lifting. That was at the height of my musculature two years ago. Now... probably like 95. Haven't done anything like that in a while.
Want to assist me in trolling the MGS board on IGN?
Thanks for the offer, but I gotta turn it down. Now if it were the Two Worlds board...
Sunday, November 28, 2010
What grade do you currently have/did you get in gym class?
I had a C in regular gym back in freshmen year but when I was a junior I got an A in my Weight Lifting class.
Well dont send him out agains what he weak against!!!
I train my Pokemon to disregard weakness! I try to give my Grass types at least one rock move, to destroy Fire, Flying or Ice Pokemon and I do the same with all my other types. I'm like the most hardcore trainer ever.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW spheal is cute!
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/976/941169-spheal_large.jpg
That thing could NOT handle itself in a fight. Most nonthreatening basic EVER. Cyndaquil'd DESTROY that fool!
fuck i ment how does fighting beat rock...
Because when a Graveler pops out of nowhere and tries to self-destruct for no reason on you like a fucking terrorist, you don't have time to ready a Flamethrower or Wing Attack. You gotta go with something fast. Make it a Mach Punch.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
You always get so many questions, why don't I get so many questions D: ?
Hmm, dunno. I can remedy that though!
Monday, November 15, 2010
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT HOW THE MCRIB IS BACK!!?!!?!?
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT HOW THE MCRIB IS BACK!!?!!?!?
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
happy halloween soup sweetness
Happy Halloween to all. I'm sad it's over so soon. Always next year though.
u still are the cutest guy on the soup inside and out. i love your halloween costume.
Why thank you. It took some time and effort.
Friday, October 1, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Do you know how to throw a fireball?
Yes I do in fact.
Here are the steps:
1) Appraise the situation
2) Assume the position
3) Focus your Chi
4) Shout
5) Hurl the fireball
6) Celebrate
Now YOU TOO can throw fireballs just like a pro!
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Beanbag, noun, scrotum, bag of skin that holds the testes. Can you use it in a sentence?
God damn, this chick totally pummeled my beanbag last night.
Slamdunk, verb, sexual intercourse. Can you use it in a sentence?
Let's go back to my house and I can totally SLAMDUNK you!
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Do you think Gola Zingolo is an appropriate song for my funeral?
It's alright. I'd prefer The Gnome from Pictures At An Exhibition for my funeral though.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Thanks for participating =) The first word is Hedam- cheese like substance that accumulates around the head of an unwashed penis. can you use it in a sentence?
Ewww...
"He had enough HEDAM on his dick that you could enter it into a cheese judging competition in Switzerland!"
Saturday, July 31, 2010
I am conducting an experiment to try and improve people's vocabulary, would you like to participate?
I have a predilection for words.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
You where the only persone who got that well done =D Wat is your favorte song for naughty times?
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
Heard any good jokes lately?
What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old?
Getting blood on your clown suit!
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
If you were stranded on a desert island, which one person would you bring with you?
That's messed up. Force someone to come with you to get stranded? I'd never be that much of a douche!
I dunno, probably my sister.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
I think everyone else loves the Raging Hardon nickname I gave you. Maybe you should change it soon...?
I'm thinking about it... Probably for something special though.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Do you like your name?
Which one? Raging Mudcrab (Hardon) or Connor. Both (all three) of them are great.
The name Connor means "fights like (with) a wolf". So basically I'm like the Irish version of Zangief.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Did you enjoy playing Borderlands with me and my brother?
That was awesome! I don't really play online much, but it;s always fun when I do.
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Why are you asking me all these random questions?
Because I feel bad for forgetting you had a Formspring, so I'm making up for lost time!
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
You do know that the crossover is most likely not happening yet still retain the title, right?
Is that so? I haven't really looked into it much. I notice that the film news sites I visit regularly seem to simply pass by (or outright avoid) certain stories sometimes. It's rather bizarre.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Your thoughts on Die hard 24/7?
It's a very surprising crossover, although not unthinkable. I dunno, I never watched 24. It might be good though. Or at the very least, entertaining.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
I thought of somthing very similar. I thought the coolest way was to be blasted out of a 30 story building because of an explosion and falling all the way down onto a car.
It seems like explosions are the best way to go.
If i was deadpools long lost twin brother , who would you be then ? Highlanders big brother ??
I'd probably be Connor MacLeods distant relative, that he meet and trained many years ago.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Good point... so do you think snake would do a better job at rescuing Ashley?
Definitely not. If you're a female hanging out with Snake, prepare to get severely fucked up or killed. You might get lucky and survive to ride a snowmobile or have Christmas dinner with him. If you're not lucky, you'll get missiled by a Metal Gear. Oh, and if you're annoying enough, Snake might just not even give a fuck and let you die. Because he's that cool.
Who do you think would win in a fight, Leon fromResident evil 4 or Snake from the metal gear series?
Probably Snake. Leon is awesome and all, but he's just outclassed by Snake. Leon is more of a real person, which is a big thing about the survival horror genre. Snake is a clone of the best soldier ever. Leon couldn't hang.
Although he does have a pretty badass jacket...
Friday, June 25, 2010
How would you plan to stop me if I created a tornado of fire around me and could control chance ?
Fire Stinger missiles at you.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Who is Connor Norris ?
He is the Highlander. Born in 1592 in the Highlands of Scotland, and he is still alive. He is immortal. For 400 years he's been a warrior, a lover, a wanderer. Constantly facing other immortals in combat to the death, the winner takes his enemy's head, and with it, his power. In the end, there can be only one.
Did you call me a saint or taint? XD
1. taint:
The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.
"If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!"
Do you find that defines you well?
If you were to slay a dragon, how would you do so ?
Stand on a ledge and cast Soul Arrow at it as it flies by, whittling it's health down for an hour until it dies.
lol, Demon's Souls reference.
If I could do a front flip over you with two ninja swords in my hand, What would you do while I was doing so ?
Pray to all the deities known to man that I don't get my head chopped off.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
I saw you lil purple drink response and I believe it is Purple Drank...geezz
Ahh, how could I make such a mistake!? You are right, I'm sorry. How embarrassing.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
What color would your aura be and what would it be made of ?
Definitely purple, made of purple drink.
If you won a $1,000 shopping spree for any store, which store would you pick?
Probably a Mac store. Although most of the stuff there is pretty expensive, so I'd run out of money by like the third item. I could get little things, like a good mouse and keyboard, and a laptop bag. Probably an iPad while I'm at it. An iPod too if I could. Maybe Wal-Mart would be a better choice, but I hate Wal-Mart.
Monday, June 14, 2010
gyarados owns connor he can sweep a full team if not prepared for it... incredile physical attack and alright speed makes him one of the best sweepers in the game with this kinda moveset... Dragon Dance Waterfall Stone Edge Earthquake ...am just saying..
No, I love Gyarados. I use him all the time. He owns. The only Pokemon on my team that's better is Espeon, but that's just because he can usually one hit KO anything in sight.
WOAH Connor but Magicarp evolve into MOTHERFUCKING GYRADOS!
Gyarados is always pissed off. His move list includes Rage, Thrash, Bite and Dragon RAGE. CHILL OUT MAN!
Do you think the new formspring layout is good? Bonus points for using the words shit, shitty, anal-probe, youtube and mother.
I think the layout is a shitty piece of anal-probing shit, and should never be seen by your mother as it is comparable to the layout change YouTube went through.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
nope...i think i have not
Well that's where my name comes from. They're the weakest enemies in the game.
They're like Magikarp.
Friday, June 4, 2010
I think you're cute, I will miss you. I will miss you too! And I also think YOUR cute! Do you know who sent this?
I do not. WHO ARE YOU ANONYMOUS PERSON THAT WILL MISS ME!?
Monday, May 31, 2010
Do you like ducks =?
Ducks are awesome and I totally want to adopt one. An animal shelter I know of has ducks. I feed ducks by my house all the time. Every year they come around quacking for food. Ducks are win.
Can you run fast?
I'm dreadfully slow on my feet. See, I have rather short legs. All my not inconsiderable height is focused in my torso, strange to imagine as it may be. My legs are pretty strong though.
If you had to sleep with one of the chuckle brothers, who would it be? Paul or Barry? (If you don't know who they are, wiki it).
Barry for sure. I get the feeling his more amiable than Paul.
Why do you get less prison time for attempted murder, than a successful murder?
Because murder is easy, and if you failed at it, you must suck hard.
What scares you?
Bears. I feel like people don't understand how dangerous they are. Soon, I'm sure the ursal uprising will occur. And when it does, I'll be ready.
What job should I do now that I've finished uni?
Besides that hair-touching business? Let me see... Depends on what your interests are. For me, I pretty much know I'm going into the film industry. So whatever you're interested in, and also good at. Being good at it REALLY helps, but that's a no-brainer.
Would you pay to touch my hair? Do you think I make a living charging people to touch me?
I think you could make a killing charging people for touches of your hair. Go for it.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Haha it is alright. I don't consider myself part of the gay orgy that is Anon. So no beating with a wooden mallet will take place. ...but I bet you we can find rule 34 of that. ;) Btw.... i herd u liek mudkipz?!
Oh, well that is good! I was worried there for a second.
And yes, I do. He's in my party in Soul Silver right now. I just got him.
You've broken rules 1 and 2.
Oh God! I didn't mean to, it just slipped out! I'm sorry, please don't beat me with a wooden mallet!
Friday, May 21, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Can you teach me how to fly?
Well now, it's quit simple really. Just find some irradiated, toxic waste and roll around in it. Soon enough, you'll be able to fly!
Or you'll have heat vision!
Or you'll suffer from debilitating tumors that will take your life.
I honestly believe your formspring is the most interesting and awesome, maybe because people who question you on here have something interesting to say and not be a creep or a bitch. How do you feel about this?
Hahaha! I'm glad I can entertain! If I could take some of the heat off you, I would. It might even make things a little more interesting around here, at least up until the second week of it maybe.
Honestly, how full is your Pokedex?
494. That's right, I have a Mew. What's more, I have a Smugleaf, a Pokemon that hasn't even been released yet!
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Are you afraid of dying?
Honestly, yes. Not because I'm afraid of the pain, or of the unknown, but that I don't want to cease to exist on Earth.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Consensual sex is usually hard to do when you got two dudes. AMIRITE?
It's even harder when it's a little girl.
Yes I can see those positions as being acceptable. I'll have to try them out and get back to you. But I still strongly believe that missionary is classic. It's easiest for the girl and trust me, we deserve it. Amirite?
Hahaha! I accept your argument and concede. But everyone knows that the only position that can be engaged in while making sammiches is reverse cowgirl.
What do you have against the missionary position? Also, in your eyes, which position is best? I know all you can do is imagine it but I'd still like your feedback.
Consensual sex in the missionary position is disgusting. Real human beings should never do things like that. Reverse cowgirl is the only position that should be engaged. Also, standing up.
So anyways, apparently PhillyD is cancelling the PDS. If this is true, is there any reason to stay subbed? Like, I don't watch any of his other stuff. The PDS is actually lulzy. Thoughts?
Hmm... It is a worry huh? I'll probably stay subscribed, but I can't imagine what his new thing will be. The news show format was awesome. I watch Like Totally Awesome everyday and his vlog sometimes. I haven't watched The Station in a long time. His other stuff is okay. He doesn't often host LTA, but I guess he produces it...? I dunno, but PDS was the best. I guess we'll just have to wait and see, huh? I hope he doesn't loose too many subs. But in a way, it's good to weed out the non-believers.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Would you beat the fuck outta a newfag if you met one IRL?
I wouldn't beat them up, just give a stern warning that saying "lol herp derp im a btard" and screaming about how Millhouse is your favorite meme does not make you kewl. It's FUCKING CAPS LOCK THAT MAKES YOU COOL.
Why are you red? I'd rather be dead.
I can't help it! My skin is so white that I my blood shows through!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
How do you feel about blacks being in public?
All people should be free and equal.
But I'm sure the answer you are looking for is "DARKIES SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN OUTSIDE JUST LIKE THE WOMINZ! ALSO, CHILD PORN IS BEAUTIFUL AND ALL PREGNANT TEENAGERS SHOULD GET ABORTIONS!"
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
How do we know we're just not a marble in some kids collection who is in someone elses snow globe who is in someone elses imagination?
We very well may be. But I like to think that we aren't, and just in case, I sometimes do completely random things, just to make sure I still have my free will. Plus, running outside naked and singing "What's New Pussycat" is very enjoyable.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TAME A DRAGON! LIKE A TRUE VIKING? ELABORATE PLS
Well, it's not easy. Few have ever been able to do it. The Dragon Tamers were venerable warriors, who fought with valor, wisdom and fortitude. They were greatly honored in the Halls of our Ancestors, and one even became a king. But they were not without natural human flaws. A group of Tamers who hungered for more power left their kingdom to rule themselves. After setting up a powerful empire, they turned their sights to their former homeland, and set on a conquest over the nation. In the end, they were defeated, but the price of their treachery was great. The Dragon Tamers were disbanded, and excessive hunting caused the dragons to go into hiding.
Such is the way of humans. The great dragons faded into myth, and the legends are only scarcely heard. But someday, I believe the dragons will rise up again, and a new generation of Dragon Tamers will surface, and the era of the old tales will return.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
What's the kindest thing someone has ever done for you?
Lending me a match to light my way. I don't know what that mean,s but it sounds philosophical, amiritegaiz!?
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
"Get it on DVD."
Here's a thought I had. Why is it that when we review a movie, we might say "Wait for it to come on DVD"? Well, it's used to describe something as being "not so good", and means you should save your money and not pay to go see it in a theater. But why do we say it, when DVDs are a fuck load more expensive than a movie ticket? And Blu-rays more-so. Why would that be more cost efficient? If a movie's not that great, why would you want to spend more money on it to own it? Watch it again? But it was bad wasn't it? So you can watch it with a group? But that means you're paying $20 when in the theaters you could simply have payed $9.50 and those other assholes could buy their own damn ticket. And last, candy? I don't buy candy at theaters. The last time I did, it totaled out to like $50! Fuck that. Sneak in your own candy.
So bottom line, why is it that we as American moviegoers always say "See it on DVD" to express that it is not worth your money, when clearly it is cheaper to pay admission at the theaters. Now I know that VHS was much cheaper and therefore the statement would make sense, but this is 2010! Blu-ray can cost like $30! It's totally outdated.
So bottom line, why is it that we as American moviegoers always say "See it on DVD" to express that it is not worth your money, when clearly it is cheaper to pay admission at the theaters. Now I know that VHS was much cheaper and therefore the statement would make sense, but this is 2010! Blu-ray can cost like $30! It's totally outdated.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
I just made a forum.
Yeah, no joke.
http://thegreatgategazette.forumotion.com/index.htm
It's an Elder Scrolls fansite, or at least I want it to be. Could definitely use some work, and I'm too cheap to buy space, so it's being hosted for free, which means it's not so free in the liberty sense. Oh well, it's a start. Not really expecting much to happen really, just kinda wanted to experiment, but hey, you never know. I wouldn't mind having a forum of my own, especially since the Elder Scrolls fan community really doesn't have a good independent fansite updating currently. Blame the lack of news from Bethesda I guess.
In any case, it's up and running.
Also, I'd like to thank TheSnakeSoup.org for inspiring me. You run a great site Ravi. Keep it up.
http://thegreatgategazette.forumotion.com/index.htm
It's an Elder Scrolls fansite, or at least I want it to be. Could definitely use some work, and I'm too cheap to buy space, so it's being hosted for free, which means it's not so free in the liberty sense. Oh well, it's a start. Not really expecting much to happen really, just kinda wanted to experiment, but hey, you never know. I wouldn't mind having a forum of my own, especially since the Elder Scrolls fan community really doesn't have a good independent fansite updating currently. Blame the lack of news from Bethesda I guess.
In any case, it's up and running.
Also, I'd like to thank TheSnakeSoup.org for inspiring me. You run a great site Ravi. Keep it up.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
My Batman 3
Okay, I've had this idea for a REALLY LONG TIME (like ever since TDK was released) and I have wanted to write this down for a while. Now I think I will.
Plot Summary to Batman 3:
It's a couple years after the events of The Dark Knight. Batman is being hunted by the Gotham City Police. Commissioner Gordon leads the force, but secretly aids Batman in dodging the cops. All while this is happening, a new crime boss has risen to fill the place left by Carmine "The Roman" Falcone and Salvatore Maroni. His name is Oswald Cobblepot, but in the underground world he is known simply as "The Penguin"! The Penguin is a cunning crook and he reunifies Gotham under his criminal leadership. He, along with the Batman, are the GCPD's biggest problem. But the Penguin is well protected, and Batman is no easy catch. The repeated failure of the police bring cause for assistance. The mayor brings in legendary detective Edward Nigma to help the police track down Batman. Nigma's skills nearly rival those of the Batman and the two are almost evenly matched. But still, the ever elusive and intelligent Batman always seems to escape, leading Nigma to become frustrated. He becomes purely obsessed with the caped crusader. At one point, he decides that the only way to catch a crazed, masked warrior, is to become one himself! Thus he dons the guise of the Riddler, and goes to the streets to commit crime and lure Batman to him.
This is about half the movie, but you can see where it's going. This is what I think should be the story of the film. It would be great to see a battle of the mind between Batman and a foe of great measure, the Riddler. All the while having the crazy mob boss the Penguin in the mix, who might possibly form an alliance with Riddler to take down Batman. It would be able to delve into the insanity of obsession, the desperation of crime and, in the end, the redemption of a hero. It'd be the perfect way to end the series.
And that's my ideal Batman 3.
Plot Summary to Batman 3:
It's a couple years after the events of The Dark Knight. Batman is being hunted by the Gotham City Police. Commissioner Gordon leads the force, but secretly aids Batman in dodging the cops. All while this is happening, a new crime boss has risen to fill the place left by Carmine "The Roman" Falcone and Salvatore Maroni. His name is Oswald Cobblepot, but in the underground world he is known simply as "The Penguin"! The Penguin is a cunning crook and he reunifies Gotham under his criminal leadership. He, along with the Batman, are the GCPD's biggest problem. But the Penguin is well protected, and Batman is no easy catch. The repeated failure of the police bring cause for assistance. The mayor brings in legendary detective Edward Nigma to help the police track down Batman. Nigma's skills nearly rival those of the Batman and the two are almost evenly matched. But still, the ever elusive and intelligent Batman always seems to escape, leading Nigma to become frustrated. He becomes purely obsessed with the caped crusader. At one point, he decides that the only way to catch a crazed, masked warrior, is to become one himself! Thus he dons the guise of the Riddler, and goes to the streets to commit crime and lure Batman to him.
This is about half the movie, but you can see where it's going. This is what I think should be the story of the film. It would be great to see a battle of the mind between Batman and a foe of great measure, the Riddler. All the while having the crazy mob boss the Penguin in the mix, who might possibly form an alliance with Riddler to take down Batman. It would be able to delve into the insanity of obsession, the desperation of crime and, in the end, the redemption of a hero. It'd be the perfect way to end the series.
And that's my ideal Batman 3.
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