Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Are you afraid of dying?

Honestly, yes. Not because I'm afraid of the pain, or of the unknown, but that I don't want to cease to exist on Earth.

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Friday, April 23, 2010

Consensual sex is usually hard to do when you got two dudes. AMIRITE?

It's even harder when it's a little girl.

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Yes I can see those positions as being acceptable. I'll have to try them out and get back to you. But I still strongly believe that missionary is classic. It's easiest for the girl and trust me, we deserve it. Amirite?

Hahaha! I accept your argument and concede. But everyone knows that the only position that can be engaged in while making sammiches is reverse cowgirl.

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What do you have against the missionary position? Also, in your eyes, which position is best? I know all you can do is imagine it but I'd still like your feedback.

Consensual sex in the missionary position is disgusting. Real human beings should never do things like that. Reverse cowgirl is the only position that should be engaged. Also, standing up.

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So anyways, apparently PhillyD is cancelling the PDS. If this is true, is there any reason to stay subbed? Like, I don't watch any of his other stuff. The PDS is actually lulzy. Thoughts?

Hmm... It is a worry huh? I'll probably stay subscribed, but I can't imagine what his new thing will be. The news show format was awesome. I watch Like Totally Awesome everyday and his vlog sometimes. I haven't watched The Station in a long time. His other stuff is okay. He doesn't often host LTA, but I guess he produces it...? I dunno, but PDS was the best. I guess we'll just have to wait and see, huh? I hope he doesn't loose too many subs. But in a way, it's good to weed out the non-believers.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Would you beat the fuck outta a newfag if you met one IRL?

I wouldn't beat them up, just give a stern warning that saying "lol herp derp im a btard" and screaming about how Millhouse is your favorite meme does not make you kewl. It's FUCKING CAPS LOCK THAT MAKES YOU COOL.

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