Anyone remember Nigger Cola?

I Googled it and the Wiki article for Pepsi came up. lolololol

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

I've had a crush on you for a while but I couldn't admit it public. I even tattooed your name on my ass and posted here: p l a f a (.) c o m Sign up and search for my user: inIovewithragingmudcrab and guess who I am

U TATTOED MY NAEM ON UR ASS!? U SOWND LIEK A VERY SANE AND REESUNABEL PERSUN SO I WILL FOLLOW UR INSTRUKSHUNS!!!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

http://chzb.gr/bzPazt

Failbog?

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

I'm sorry traveler? You do not havve a lantern. What do you want to do?

Use console command to get lantern.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

COME ON BABY! LET'S DO THE TWIST!

I can't dance.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Please sir, may I have another?

GTFO urchin!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Have you been able to keep your New Years resolutions or have you broken them?

I didn't make any.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Would you rather hang out with a small group of friends or a large group?

I do enjoy a large group sometimes.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

What's the first thing you check when you turn on your computer?

Facebook is my homepage.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

DO YOU LOVE ME? DO YOU LOVE ME? DO YOU LOVE ME NOW THAT I CAN DANCE?

Dancing is forbidden!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

You gots pie?

I got the shit you want right here yo.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Is Alan Wake a good game?

Yes, go play it now!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

What are you most excited about today?

Eating pie.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Does anyone know how you get creepy fonts like this: H̡̛̱̝̭̣̼̠̤ͨͦ̆͑̓͛ͫ̀ͪ͑̽͑́̔͒̄̅̊̒ͅE̽̄ͬ̓̒ͬͦ̉ͯͪ͑ͮ̓̽͌̅͘͞͡͏̵̻̮̻̮̯͉͈̥͙͕͉R̵͓͈͚̝̣̬̮̜̤̰̻͔͉͚̽̾͒͛͛͌͋͌̃ͫ̒͌̆̓́ͅͅP̶̢̡͖̮̼̲̘̺̱͕̻̝̮͓ͦ̒ͯ̆ͯ̽ͪ͘ͅAͨ͆͑̚҉̶̵̝̪͉̠̪͓̼͎̣͙̯͕̀ͅ-̸̸̘̱̙̭̯̞̰̠̖̤̿̽͊D̐̇̍̇̓ͯ͆͑̈́̇͛ͫ͂̊ͣ̚҉̧́҉̱͇͖̘̟͠Ȩ̪͖̰̮͔̠͕ͮ̓ͬͬͣ͂?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Zalgo

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Would you rather watch a movie in the theater or at home?

Theater at midnight.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Why is there no snow over here, but over in fucking Americastan you get like a fucking hell of a lot?

Because snow actually cares about America. Weather doesn't give a shit about anywhere else.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

(b --.^) GOOD JOB!

I try.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

You used to be cool. Now you're not.

HOW DO I BE COOL AGAIN!?!?!?

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

You run down the tunnel towards the sound. You collide with something! It bears you to the ground! What do you want to do?

Punch it!!!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...