Sunday, June 27, 2010

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Good point... so do you think snake would do a better job at rescuing Ashley?

Definitely not. If you're a female hanging out with Snake, prepare to get severely fucked up or killed. You might get lucky and survive to ride a snowmobile or have Christmas dinner with him. If you're not lucky, you'll get missiled by a Metal Gear. Oh, and if you're annoying enough, Snake might just not even give a fuck and let you die. Because he's that cool.

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No. Saint Gooch

If you say so.

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Who do you think would win in a fight, Leon fromResident evil 4 or Snake from the metal gear series?

Probably Snake. Leon is awesome and all, but he's just outclassed by Snake. Leon is more of a real person, which is a big thing about the survival horror genre. Snake is a clone of the best soldier ever. Leon couldn't hang.

Although he does have a pretty badass jacket...

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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Gooch is a cooler word than taint.

I might have to agree there.

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Who is Connor Norris ?

He is the Highlander. Born in 1592 in the Highlands of Scotland, and he is still alive. He is immortal. For 400 years he's been a warrior, a lover, a wanderer. Constantly facing other immortals in combat to the death, the winner takes his enemy's head, and with it, his power. In the end, there can be only one.

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Did you call me a saint or taint? XD

1. taint:
The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.

"If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!"

Do you find that defines you well?

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If you were to slay a dragon, how would you do so ?

Stand on a ledge and cast Soul Arrow at it as it flies by, whittling it's health down for an hour until it dies.

lol, Demon's Souls reference.

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Did you enjoy my videos of Kevin Smith?

I FUCKIN' LOVED 'EM MAN, you are a saint.

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If I could do a front flip over you with two ninja swords in my hand, What would you do while I was doing so ?

Pray to all the deities known to man that I don't get my head chopped off.

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Who do you think is leaving you this question ?

Bernie Mac?

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I saw you lil purple drink response and I believe it is Purple Drank...geezz

Ahh, how could I make such a mistake!? You are right, I'm sorry. How embarrassing.

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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Are you glad I'm following you now?

I am ecstatic!

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What color would your aura be and what would it be made of ?

Definitely purple, made of purple drink.

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If you won a $1,000 shopping spree for any store, which store would you pick?

Probably a Mac store. Although most of the stuff there is pretty expensive, so I'd run out of money by like the third item. I could get little things, like a good mouse and keyboard, and a laptop bag. Probably an iPad while I'm at it. An iPod too if I could. Maybe Wal-Mart would be a better choice, but I hate Wal-Mart.

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If you could wake up as anyone tomorrow, who would it be?

Kanye, duh! BE KANYE!

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What's the best place near you to get a drink?

The Drunken Guard.

Not that I drink or anything!

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Where'd you find out about formspring.me?

Shelby I'm sure.

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Who do you think should be the next president of the United States?

Chuck Norris of course!

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Monday, June 14, 2010

gyarados owns connor he can sweep a full team if not prepared for it... incredile physical attack and alright speed makes him one of the best sweepers in the game with this kinda moveset... Dragon Dance Waterfall Stone Edge Earthquake ...am just saying..

No, I love Gyarados. I use him all the time. He owns. The only Pokemon on my team that's better is Espeon, but that's just because he can usually one hit KO anything in sight.

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WOAH Connor but Magicarp evolve into MOTHERFUCKING GYRADOS!

Gyarados is always pissed off. His move list includes Rage, Thrash, Bite and Dragon RAGE. CHILL OUT MAN!

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Do you think the new formspring layout is good? Bonus points for using the words shit, shitty, anal-probe, youtube and mother.

I think the layout is a shitty piece of anal-probing shit, and should never be seen by your mother as it is comparable to the layout change YouTube went through.

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Saturday, June 5, 2010

nope...i think i have not

Well that's where my name comes from. They're the weakest enemies in the game.

They're like Magikarp.

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raging mud crab...where have i herd that before?.....pokemon?

Ever play The Elder Scrolls?

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