Anyone remember Nigger Cola?

I Googled it and the Wiki article for Pepsi came up. lolololol

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

I've had a crush on you for a while but I couldn't admit it public. I even tattooed your name on my ass and posted here: p l a f a (.) c o m Sign up and search for my user: inIovewithragingmudcrab and guess who I am

U TATTOED MY NAEM ON UR ASS!? U SOWND LIEK A VERY SANE AND REESUNABEL PERSUN SO I WILL FOLLOW UR INSTRUKSHUNS!!!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

http://chzb.gr/bzPazt

Failbog?

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

I'm sorry traveler? You do not havve a lantern. What do you want to do?

Use console command to get lantern.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

COME ON BABY! LET'S DO THE TWIST!

I can't dance.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Please sir, may I have another?

GTFO urchin!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Have you been able to keep your New Years resolutions or have you broken them?

I didn't make any.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...