May I pinch your cheeks? Yes, those cheeks.

Stranger danger?

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Why havent you been on xbox live for awhile?

I rarely ever have Gold.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Hot Dogs or Hamburgers for a barbecue?? You can pick only one.

Hot dogs. After all, I AM the hotdog eating champion!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

How would you feel about The Clone Wars animated series covering the entire Star Wars saga again, replacing everything in the original films as canon?

You don't even wanna know man. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!!!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Do you like Mudkips?

I might have sexual intercourse with one.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

are you gay?

If you want me to be.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

who is better in your opinion ? deadpool or slade ?

I love me some Slade, but I gotta go with Deadpool.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...