Have you ever been knocked out?

Can't say I ever have. Been close to collapsing though.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Old men or old women, which are funnier?

Old men. Old women just like to yell at me.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Have you ever been, have you ever been, to Electric Ladyland?

I went, but all I saw were electricity-powered sex dolls and vibrators stick towards the sky. The carpet ride to it was the best part.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Do you think Assange is going to be murdered by the government?

I doubt he'd get a hit out on him, but it's possible. He's ruffled a lot of feathers. I'd see it more likely that he gets framed though. Either way, people will be pissed.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

Why don't vampires fly or shape shift anymore?

Because that's too old school. Kids prefer angst, not badass bat-skillz.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

What is the best way to meat women?

With a cleaver.

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

So I heard you're into black men. Is this true?

Why don't you come over to my place and we can find out...

Seriously, check out my Fred Williamson poster collection, it's badass!

I saw a mudcrab the other day...