What job should I do now that I've finished uni?

Besides that hair-touching business? Let me see... Depends on what your interests are. For me, I pretty much know I'm going into the film industry. So whatever you're interested in, and also good at. Being good at it REALLY helps, but that's a no-brainer.

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Would you pay to touch my hair? Do you think I make a living charging people to touch me?

I think you could make a killing charging people for touches of your hair. Go for it.

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I think you're cute, I will miss you.

I will miss you too!

And I also think YOUR cute!

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Haha it is alright. I don't consider myself part of the gay orgy that is Anon. So no beating with a wooden mallet will take place. ...but I bet you we can find rule 34 of that. ;) Btw.... i herd u liek mudkipz?!

Oh, well that is good! I was worried there for a second.

And yes, I do. He's in my party in Soul Silver right now. I just got him.

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You've broken rules 1 and 2.

Oh God! I didn't mean to, it just slipped out! I'm sorry, please don't beat me with a wooden mallet!

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Why do you prefer Indians over Mexicans?

What.

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Can you teach me how to fly?

Well now, it's quit simple really. Just find some irradiated, toxic waste and roll around in it. Soon enough, you'll be able to fly!

Or you'll have heat vision!

Or you'll suffer from debilitating tumors that will take your life.

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