Vomit. TUS sucks.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Would you beat the fuck outta a newfag if you met one IRL?
I wouldn't beat them up, just give a stern warning that saying "lol herp derp im a btard" and screaming about how Millhouse is your favorite meme does not make you kewl. It's FUCKING CAPS LOCK THAT MAKES YOU COOL.
Why are you red? I'd rather be dead.
I can't help it! My skin is so white that I my blood shows through!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
How do you feel about blacks being in public?
All people should be free and equal.
But I'm sure the answer you are looking for is "DARKIES SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN OUTSIDE JUST LIKE THE WOMINZ! ALSO, CHILD PORN IS BEAUTIFUL AND ALL PREGNANT TEENAGERS SHOULD GET ABORTIONS!"
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
How do we know we're just not a marble in some kids collection who is in someone elses snow globe who is in someone elses imagination?
We very well may be. But I like to think that we aren't, and just in case, I sometimes do completely random things, just to make sure I still have my free will. Plus, running outside naked and singing "What's New Pussycat" is very enjoyable.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TAME A DRAGON! LIKE A TRUE VIKING? ELABORATE PLS
Well, it's not easy. Few have ever been able to do it. The Dragon Tamers were venerable warriors, who fought with valor, wisdom and fortitude. They were greatly honored in the Halls of our Ancestors, and one even became a king. But they were not without natural human flaws. A group of Tamers who hungered for more power left their kingdom to rule themselves. After setting up a powerful empire, they turned their sights to their former homeland, and set on a conquest over the nation. In the end, they were defeated, but the price of their treachery was great. The Dragon Tamers were disbanded, and excessive hunting caused the dragons to go into hiding.
Such is the way of humans. The great dragons faded into myth, and the legends are only scarcely heard. But someday, I believe the dragons will rise up again, and a new generation of Dragon Tamers will surface, and the era of the old tales will return.
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